January 2008
4 posts
Learning About Beer Pong
Aaron: So what does the water do?
Me: It's for cleaning off the ball
Aaron: Oh yeah? Does that disinfect it?
Me: Dude, you ate pizza off the ground in the Bahamas
For Reals?
Nevaris: I'm going to run to the store real quick anyone want anything?
Client: No, Ale and I are going to go get coffee in a bit
Ale: Actually I'd really love an extra coffee
Nevaris: Okay, coffee.
Ale: And a swiss cheese sandwich on whole wheat
Mari: For real? It's like 10 in the morning.
Our Marriage Pact
Justin: I'll still marry you out of pity
Mari: Thanks
Mari: I appreciate that
I don’t know about you, but i don’t want my porn in HD
– Alex